#bro literally just killed someone
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more lets find larry drawings because i dont have a problem as you can see also no that child is not his the kid just plopped into his lap and willy was like "ight"
player design belongs to @wtfmit
#bro literally just killed someone#he doesn't even know who the kid is and he already will kill the entire room for her#did i mention he loves kids#lets find larry#let's find larry#larry/willy mack#willy mack#hes gonna fucking maul the player
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i'm suffering so he suffers with me
#WAIT i"M STIPUD THE GUNSLINGER IS ON HIS RIGHT HAND#i'm so tired and burnt i forgot#someone kill me#tf2#tf2 fanart#engineer tf2#spy tf2#bro's cooked#literally#practial espionage#engiespy#napoleon complex#excuse the google translated french#i'm just polish#i literally have that same shorts tan line#i also have a single knee tanned because if the way i sat when i built my sand castle#so i think this is the weirdest tan ive had yet#also the sun screen was applied in splotches unfortunately#so i literally have dots on my shoulters#its chill tho#it's kinda funny#suggestive#personal fav
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ok so what I'm getting is that Luka saw them putting Hyuna in The Fecking Ooze for "superiority tests" and said ah. They cloned her. That's why there's two of them. They are still deciding which one to kill (like Heperu like me like me and my brothers my family?). They could pick Hyuna because she isn't perfect. She does not listen sometimes (god I wish I didn't have to please). I cannot let that happen I cannot let that happen I cannot let that happen (one has to die.) I'll save you. You will stay. We'll be the same.?
#LITERALLY WTF DOES SUPERIORITY TEST MEAN BRO#ive been thinking about it since the art first cane out and i still just???#what is it and why does it require her to be put in the ooze? does it have something to do with her dna??#why was hyunwoo allowed in there? the aliens dont get human attachments. did tgey just realize that these two did better when kept together#someone stop me before i make hyuna clone theory#TOO LATE what if hyuna and hyunwoo did everything to make sure they didnt surpass eachother#and then hyuna ended up killing him anyway. because she was stronger and fiercer. she was superior.#alien stage#alnst#alnst luka#alnst theory#alnst analysis#alnst hyuna#alnst hyunwoo#hyuluka#alien stage theory
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I had another horrible realization about this fic. I think this reader is a virgin
#like....... ye olde days#raised in a small village literally in a shrine so its not exactly a thotty environment#i feel like she MAYBE had a fiancee or something like a village boy who liked her and then got killed by demons#then started traveling with suo who would she have dated or slept with??? 😭#if any man or woman tried to get with her he straight up would have killed them#at first because hes her guardian deity and then because hes just a jealous man#is this how she loses her virginity ??????#getting knotted by a fox demon ??????#bro.#someone please advise#nsft#yueshuo
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DRDT SPOILERS IN TAGS!!!!
highkey i would hate being ace markey
#ace markey#danganronpa despair time#drdt#but they rlly be doing him dirty#like ik he a bitch sometimes#bro almost got murdered by someone and the moment he points that out hes immediately told to stfu#but when he's being accused its crickets... literally NO ONE has his back like if i was in his situation id be acting like him too#and the fact that the person who did that to him isnt gonna face any consequences dude#THEN they're trying to accuse him for being the murderer and taking the tape when during that time he was in hella pain#had just woken up#and was too busy thinking about how he was almost killed#(and possibly could die soon if his wound dont get covered up)#AND he was thinking about killing nico how would the tape help him kill nico????#how would he even have the time to think about that tape???#man i would rlly hate to be him#sorry if this post has some error but during this episode i was just thinking about being in his situation#sorry for the yapping sjskksj
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#polls#tumblr polls#fanfiction#fanfic#archive of our own#ao3#believe it or not this isn't actually for like. me needing to know about hiatuses#this is just a sneaky way of finding out. something else#Danny Phantom#;)#on an unrelated note how do you feel about waiting somewhere between 2-9 months for a fic to continue on its original course?#it's probably closer to 2 if i actually do it#i mean the fic would still be updating but it would be. uh. spoiler alert cant say it'd just be 2~ months til the main storyline continues#i've been given the go ahead from someone who knows about it all but i need to know how people feel about rereading#it wouldnt be rereading but there would be an element of things repeating. it would seem to be repeating at first but isnt#oh my.... wait no.... i think i just realized where i got this idea from & it's killing me how i failed to see this sooner#literally listening to the soundtrack & watching all versions of it bro. i'm an ADHD stereotype#anyway the reason i want to know this is that. this part of the fic can be skipped. you dont NEED to read it#but you would need to wait for the rest of the fic to continue if you choose not to read it#it IS kinda important. it's just. A Lot#okay saying it's skippable but also important seems weird but trust me it's all in the name of beating this kid to the ground#''character development'' no. character deterioration#how can i make him better if he isn't super fucked up#he can't have a mental breakdown if he's happy. & i need him to have a mental breakdown#yeah im going the psychological torture route#also this isnt about timeloops btw. it might sound like it but it's not
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i think its very funny how embarrassingly down bad cquackity was for ccharlie Immediately right off the bat. maybe its just their limited improv/semi-lore screentime that enhances the feeling but like he literally just took him, taught him how to gamble for like 40 minutes and then immediately started saying shit like “you are my best friend you are the greatest friend that i have”. there was NOTHING gradual or reluctant about it he pretty much leaped into his arms without question
#i hget so sick when i just think about how in love they are and how explicitly happy they make eachotjer#the way cquackity is just constantly giddy and happy whenever ccharlies around and all the times where he’s like excited to introduce him#and the moments where ccharlie seems especially interested in whatever it is that cquackitys doing rather than something else#hashtag that was a nice hole earlier but i do miss quackity from las nevadas Hashtag canon line that slime actually said#ALSO while ranting. this could just be a me inside my own head thing but what honestly gets me the most abt ccharlies feelings for cquackity#is. nobody told him to be like that really. his fondness for him was Not something that he was taught or conditioned to do even right at the#beginning when hes literally talking about killing him ccharlies still like. He kisses him dude#as far as im concerned the way he sees kissing is just oh people do this when they like someone and i REALLY like quackity#so im gonna kiss him 3 times sounds good#One more thing abt their first meeting. i just love how despite how like not attached to or liking ccharlie cquackity is in that scene#he still Cant help but compliment him and be amazed by him with remarking how its incredible how a slime could do thjs#whmat fuciing ever bro
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negative connotations to Arabic phrase ‘God is Great’ incorrect. average praying Muslim does takbir (says Allahu Akbar) a minimum 95 times a day and should have been counted.
#minimum#like MIMIMUM.#each day#like that’s just for the 5 prayers#only the obligatory ones it doesn’t include the additional voluntary ones most people also tend to do at some point#it doesn’t include regular use of the phrase in conversation#the phrase is literally used as an exclamation#like if you say ‘Allahu akbar my shift is over! I can go home alhumdulilah!’#like I don’t know what to tell you#western news-media connotations are so weird#you literally yell takbir to celebrate as well#saw a thing where everyone did takbir every time someone donated a huge amount to charity like brooooooooo#people be laughing so hard and getting Allahuakbar Allahuakbar out while wheezing#you score a goal? Allahu akbar alhumdulilah#this is very normal culturally transmitted info#Christian Arabs use the phrase as well like it's Arabic come on western media you’re not even trying#it’s such a joke#95 doesn't even include the 2 calls to prayer#it doesn't count people who do the extra allahu akbar (x33) after each prayer#doesn't include anything recited before bed#like. these are not uncommon things people choose to do. like...... BRO???#if you've ever seen Muslims praying in a group the person leading the prayer does the takbir out loud. that's literally how it's done#there are like 7 or 5 'Allahu akbar's in each round of prayer#you can't NOT say that part out loud it's literally THE part that has to be said out loud in each prayer#this information is very available online#you can say it before doing anything idk why it became a big deal in the west especially#it's some strange xenophobic Islamophobic normalise killings in those regions of the world mix#I’ve been getting recommended so many Arabic anime edits idk what to tell you#call everyone habibi it’s good for you#one of the most popular world languages fr
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It's totally predictable but I still got a couple minutes of confusion when someone didn't agree with me when I said that people think Dao Is a dark fantasy unlike all the games that came after just because there's women raped and used to breed
#I'm right i don't care what anyone says#in dao you have Alistair being a clown most of the time and zevran flirting with wayne and morrigan fighting with a dog and just#a good 90% of the game is comical. it is I've just replayed it IT'S MOSTLY SILLY AND RIDICULOUS#but there's women getting raped there so it's a dark game#da2 on the other hand is the story of someone losing pieces of their family until the city blow up and they lose their home again but that's#not as dark as dao because there are no rapes#probably people aren't aware of this when they say dumb shit like that but it's literally the only possibility BECAUSE DAO ISN'T DARK#saying that da2 is darker than dao would get me doxxed on Twitter with all the game bros but whatever it's true#MERRIL CAN LITERALLY KILL HER OWN CLAN IN SELF DEFENCE but no no on dao a dalish girl gets raped! so that's the dark game obviously#anyway I'm extremely glad they cut the sexism and the constant rapes in the games after because dao was too edgy and embarrassing with this#dragon age
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@ your tags about akiyama: no but he must’ve been so fucked up over that though??? 8 years. He was ghosted for 8 years and he knew it was bullshit the entire time but Date kept pushing him away and Kiryu never said anything to him. 8 fucking years. I’ve been turning that “guess I didn’t matter since I wasn’t part of your little gang” line in my head for WEEKS that shit HURTS (in both a good and bad way fuck you rgg but also mmmm good angst). justice for aki man he don’t deserve that shit though
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING LIIIIIKE
it's the most cathartic feeling in the world whenever someone yells at or tells kiryu in one way or another how selfish his actions are or how his actions have hurt them or others... like thank you so much akiyama kiryu really deserves to get clocked out sometimes...
#iw spoilers#snap chats#i know people dont like akiyama but at the very least we have to agree he had the right to be upset#anyone who's supposed to believe their friend is dead for nearly a decade while they reunite with everyone else is so foul#omg eight years its like kill all your friends ....... i love that song ...#but no like i just think of that bit in y6 when kiryu came to visit him in the sewer and he was so jazzed to help him out#akiyama really was ride or die for dude i remember bro was ready to bloody his hands for him innnnnnn 4?? p sure it was 4 or 5#esp since akiyama got to act as an uncle figure for haruka i just know he saw himself as someone close to kiryu SO FOR KIRYU TO#QUITE LITERALLY GHOST HIM and had no intentions to even tell him ever.... dawg bye#date deserved that slug too EJLRKE SORRY BUT you tell EVERYONE ELSE kiryus fine but not homeboy#well. fine's a bit relative innit. cancer and all but point is#a postcard wouldve been nice... im gonna throw up thinking about it i gotta watch that scene again
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me when i write a character who is prone to dooming themself and then they run off and doom themself. core traits are stubbornness and a willingness to disregard their own humanity gET BACK HERE IM NOT DONE WITH YOU
#rambling#surprisingly this is not about jakob.. im just really consistent about my favorite character archetypes 😭😭#WARNING THE NOTES ON THIS ARE REALLY LONG I STARTED RAMBLING#“ouhh i have a headache i'll just lie down and rotate my blorbos in no general direction for a while until it goes away” and then boom.#serious plot considerations. 2 questions answered 24million new questions raised. this is specifically Not what i asked for.#so now im sitting here STILL dizzy running mental calculations on how i can get this bitch out of peril without reworking everything#but they literally keep dying in every timeline 😭😭 every single plausible road leads to them running off and screwing themself over#“character who doesn't realize they want to live until it's way too late to look back” VS#“character who is forced to live and handle the things they never though they'd survive long enough to deal with” FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.#fucking hell i have never had this much trouble writing a character as i have with them#they genuinely do just run off and do shit without my permission and then i have to pace for an hour or two wondering#“ok they wOULD do that. but should they. do i feel like i can confidently write that.”#im like constantly in this tug of war trying to get them to CHILL#but also they are absolutely my favorite character from the entire project. but like. FUCK GET BACK HERE#is death the most satisfying end to this arc? is someone who was Set on dying then NOT dying the most satisfying end to the arc?#how many bridges can you burn until you irreparably set yourself aflame too?#would ghost or revival plotline work?? would it make sense with the worldbuilding??#do i just Like Them enough to want them to not die?? where do i draw the line between personal bias and a good arc?#is death not feeling as impactful as survival solely because i've been writing for so long that it's lost the initial impact?#and other such plot considerations...#im gonna have such an easy time writing another character though 😭😭 because THAT character's dynamic in the second act#is to stare at character 1 and be like “why are you like this. i mean i know Why but can you chill. please.” and like damn bro me too#actually wait no i think kaey.a is the hardest character i've ever written i take it back#had to worry about his 20million facades AND his Actual feelings AND canon compliance. shit is hard#i still havent finished the k/aeya fic i started back when the chasm first released which is uhh. two years ago. oops.#i think i struggle writing emotionally repressed liars i think thats what this is 😭😭 anyways.#(voice of guy who has been obsessed with nonlinear narratives and tragedies for several years):#“is it too much to kill this character in a nonlinear exploration game with tragic elements”#like bitch what are you talking about 😭😭 YOU'RE the target audience here figure it out#sorry the notes on this are just my writing journal now apparently
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i haven’t done any of the work yet either, lmao idk how i’m gonna get through this
#literally last week i had to worry about an english project#the stress for it was insane like i’m tired man i don’t wanna do this anymore#i joke to my friends about killing myself but ts looking real nice rn i can’t do it bro#i feel like a failure#vent post#rant#i find myself thinking of my future too. idk what i’m gonna do and i can’t even imagine myself having one#i don’t know how to explain it but every time i imagine myself in the future#it’s me as someone else. like i want to be anyone but me. you know? i can’t imagine myself. it’s always someone else’s characteristics.#i think that’s why i wanted to shift so bad. to be someone that just isn’t me. idk how to explain it or how to even get through this but im#tired man i’ve been hating a lot of things about me. i hate my chin i hate my body i hate my arms i hate my acne i hate being in my skin#i can’t even take a nap because i have to atleast work on this presentation soon and maybe some of my study guide for my test tomorrow#i have the class first hour too#like i can’t win man. whoever’s out there in the universe let me be happy with myself just once please
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I have no one to talk to about AU stuff so I'm just concept doodling and going insane
#Mephiles#mephiles the dark#sonic au#solaris#teeth#gore#technically? it's dry gore#my man be kinda crumbling as time goes on being split#thankfully for him it's not deadly just a pain in the ass; he can recharge by contact with the yellow super emerald#Knuckles is not happy about this. this creepy dude will not leave his house and he can't do anything about it#cause it was technically Solaris's house first#long story#most my shit is worldbuilding so there's always some weird details like that Solaris is literally the yellow Super Emerald#I should probably tag that actually since it's technically a character in this au#Yellow Super Emerald#I know Mephiles more associated with purple but I have reasons; I have a whole pepe silvia style thing going on with the super emeralds#these guys are so stupid and dumb all the time but also can change dimensions and be such a problem I love them#there are other canon guys that are also super emeralds but this aint about them#something hilarious to me about these petty gods maliciously ignoring their siblings getting fucked up cause 'I'm in my lane'#like babes; please; your bro is the head landscaper for Time as a dimension and he's being used as a science experiment by humans who know#not what they do; maybe you should be concerned about that#anyways I love beings beyond comprehension that absorb just enough personality to communicate but not enough to know how to do it *well*#Mephiles could have talked to someone like a normal person but naw he thought manipulating teenagers into fights would be the best way to#fix things. although tbf from his perspective Shadow swung first and Meph holds grudges and just wanted to fuck with him back#anyway; technically a 'good guy Mephiles' au; he's lawful good/neutral but he's an asshole about it; doing shit like pretending to kill#teenagers (there was no blood; Sonic didn't literally die and Solaris was trying to fix the timeline so it wouldn't even happen)#because it seemed like the easiest solution to the problem; essentially hardcore scaring the hiccups out of a kid#I'd like to believe even he'd recognize that being so incredibly resistant to crying probably indicates some underlying issue and she gets#therapy in his fixed timeline. especially cause he'd 1000% kill the duke way earlier like that guy tortured him apart yeah he ain't livin#my art
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and then clove rambled some more about her personal life
stg this bitch only texts when im literally sitting actively pining for her like it’s getting trippy like is there some kind of gay telepathy happening and if so how does that work when im tragically the only gay one in the equation
#also what she texts me#is a spotify link#to an album by an artist with my first name#and the album title is something akin to “kiss me soft’’#I can’t make this shit up bro like girl’s tryna kill me#invites me to go see this person live#yes of course I will quite literally do anything if it’s with you#I’m such a gay idiot#I’m listening to that song by that ts wannabe Hollywood director nepo baby gal#that went really viral#and feeling feelings because even though that song isn’t queer it gives me gay feelings#much like…my friend. lmao.#look I’ve never had a crush on a girl who was just regular straight but this girl is like#vaguely bicurious#and it’s always just enough to keep me hoping#delusionally#also my fucking coworkers aren’t helping#we went to a holiday party and someone thought we were a couple#then I tell another coworker about this#and he says “well you guys kind of come across like one when you interact’’#I will cry
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working in production sometimes really ruins things, why am I watching a BTS video that shows a table read from season 1 and all the actors scripts are on colored paper and collated and I’m just thinking about that poor poor office PA that had to put all those scripts in order
#like oh my god I would kill someone#WHYYYYY do you need the pages to be pink!!!#it says pink pages at the top!!!!#literally what are you doing why can’t the script just be white#my post#sorry it’s my horrible life experience#bro they also BUILT OUT A NEW POLICE STATION EVERY EP#DEAR GOD#no wonder all the later seasons take place more in DC/virginia#who has the budget to build out a new police station everyday#like Jesus!!! that’s so wild#they were doing 8 days prep 8 days shooting which makes me feel better tho#because law and order does that now#and it feels insane#but if that’s what they always have done#crazy!
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yakuza 0 majima they could never make me hate you
#HE WAS JUST A LITTLE GUY BACK THEN. HE WAS JUST A DEPRESSED DESPERATE LITTLE GUY#WHO CAME FRESH OUT OF HELL AND WAS FRANKLY STILL KINDA LIVING IN IT#BUT ALSO STILL DIDN'T QUITE KNOW JUST WHAT OTHER HORRORS THE YAKUZA LIFE HELD IN STORE FOR HIM#he tells himself that he's willing to do his first hit out of some blind and desperate devotion to his kyoudai who he “failed”#and while i think the sprinklings of majima being Goofy and Stupid while initially trying to perform the hit on makoto are comedy Gold#it also shows how his ass really had No clue what he was doing#bro goes into the place yelling like a fucking idiot and falls asleep right in the target's territory. literally dumbest ass mistakes#and spends the last third of the chapter completely confused and out of the loop and stuck with his Actual target not knowing what to do#and while it's funny as hell it just goes to show how inexperienced he really was.and throughout the game you see how soft he still rlly wa#which just hurts more when you consider how he was so easily manipulated by shimano the entire time. Augh#oh y0 majima you didn't deserve any of that my guy you should've been at the fucking CLUB. Not as the manager though#deadass in the end cutscenes when they paralleled the cutscenes of kiryu and majima on the verge of killing someone for the first time#i really thought they'd do a thing where while kiryu was stopped at the last second by nishiki majima would actually go through it#but the fact that he Also didn't go through with it. while it was shocking and cool as hell at first now it just makes me Sad#he still has those soft bits in him. but after what happened and now that he's shimano's right hand man#he has to wrap them up and keep them somewhere far away. he can't be soft he's a full-fledged yakuza#who performs hits and does dirty work and above all else is loyal to the family and gives his life to his boss#and above even that he's shimano's weapon. he's shimano's Dog. sigh
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